Today, I give you the 13 most amusing (to me) search terms that brought someone to this here blog: (for better or for worse)
1. slept with Rob – Why yes, once upon a time, I did sleep with a “Rob”. Have you? Or are you trying to find me based on former partners? There’s a few more names to try that would yield you better results!
2. foot site:wordpress.com “pantyhosed” You know, I’m ok with not knowing if this site actually exists.
3. ohheylookatthat - Good good! Someone is Googling their screen name (or someone else’s) to see what’s up. YAY!
4. pictures of unicorns farting only – You know, I had to Google this myself after seeing this one. There are LOTS of pictures. Click here if you want to see some.
5. emancipation of mimi photo with penis Nope, don’t want to know.
6. i wanna be a porn star ellaYou want to be a porn star? Good for you! Word of advice, I hear there’s more money to be made in fetish porn than mainstream porn. I mean anyone can have sex, but it takes a special kind of gal to have sex with a guy in a diaper and a bib AND pretend to enjoy it. (Not judging if that’s your thing. Like I said, “Special kind of gal”!)
7. mary mirtallo – An old friend of mine who was in the Maxim Hometown Hottie contest. You might recall…
8. quasimodo drinking game- BatGirl. Lets get on this. Ok, my lovely readers I’m open to suggestions on rules to play this one. Does it involve a movie? A deck of cards? Some dice? YOU TELL ME!
9. bet birthdays color horses -Yes, that’s how I say to do it.
10. taudrey - Oh she’s a pisser! And a Guest Poster!
11. bold penus – I have NO idea. Is this a font?
12. albany, chocolate penis- teeheehee. Yes, I can make you chocolate penis pops and send them to you in Albany. (Aunt Becky, I figured out how to send yours! I’ll drop it in the mail next week.)
13. cute penis photos- While I do enjoy the function, I’m not entirely sure “cute” is the correct way to describe a penis.
There you have it for this edition of “what the hell did you put in the search engine to get here?” Thanks for stopping by! Come back soon.
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Request for the Day – I got nothing. Leave me a request. Ha.
September 17, 2009 at 9:14 am
Ha, AWESOME! I was actually going to post a similar post today! My fave on my site this month was something about how to write a bullet-pointed love letter. Wtf?
September 17, 2009 at 10:36 am
People usually come to my blog looking for instructions on how to make sex toys. I’m not sure how they find their way to my blog, but a lot of them actually stick around to read. I hope they’re finding something they like…
September 17, 2009 at 12:29 pm
My request to you, oh cute~ella, is to get out and enjoy the weather this weekend. And I will raise a big cup o’ beer to you at the concert tonight!
September 17, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Those are great! I get some weird ones too.
September 17, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Still laughing at Unicorn Farts….
Its crazy what leads us in!
September 17, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I’ve been reading your blog for 3-4 weeks or so. I still have not come across anything remotely resembling porn or genitalia, so I don’t know what that search engine is doing! lol
September 17, 2009 at 11:18 pm
# 6 cracks me up
I try not to look at my searches anymore. I used to think they were funny, but the last time I looked they were bordering more on disturbing.
I wonder why? : )