How To Brazenly Vandalize – Guest Post: Taudrey McEvel

Taudrey McEvel is a dear friend of mine who likes to be a little naughty sometimes. Ok, more often – a LOT naughty. When she’s not answering pretentious Craigslist ads for shits and giggles, she can be found donating her gently used brassieres to art and watching Shark Week.

3 Easy Steps – How To Brazenly Vandalize (Without Getting In Trouble):
 
Step 1:  Vandalize.  Be photographed illegally gluing posters to property you don’t own.  It’s best if it’s for a “good cause” like saving man-eating sharks or something*.

Step 2:  Apologize.  Post the photos to a blog, wait to be caught, then say sorry and backpedal.

Step 3:  Be Jessica Alba.  If not Jessica Alba, perhaps another beautiful young female celebrity (although this option is untested).
 
Caution:  Make absolutely sure you can pull off Step 3 before attempting steps 1 and 2.
 
* – Before you readers jump down my throat, I believe saving Great White sharks is important.  Much love for all sharks, in fact.  But at least have the courage of your convictions!  If I pulled a prank like this and got caught, I wouldn’t backpedal like a pansy.

The article she is referencing is here.